Porgie's gonna be selling solutions. From being a Pizza Delivery Man he's been upgraded (as is usually the case with loser establishments) to KAMing (no pun intended !!!) towards pigsnuckles and warm ale.
Solutions Solutions, designed by none other than ΤΟΝ ΠΟΥΛΟ and τα παλιά μας τα καλά ΚΡΑΣΣιΑ.
I mean how can you go wrong with such a dynamite team of losers?
And then you wonder why they ain't got no more customers left?
Solutions, Solutions, I'm gonna be selling Solutions...gee no wonder all the girls ran away to the competition and now are making major headway (no Porgie I said headway, NOT your specialty which is...never mind) into the market.